Voicemail

[amongmycabbages]

Hello, you've reached the voicemail of Adrian Veidt, teacher of History, World Civilizations, and Classics at Custodes Memorial High School. Given that voicemail is a well-established convenience of our modern society, I have every confidence that you know what to do at this juncture. If you're a student calling with questions about class or an assignment, rest assured I'll get back to you as soon as possible. If you're a parent calling with concerns about your child's grades or the subject matter I cover in class, rest assured I will return your call after giving the matter all of the consideration it deserves. Otherwise...well. You know the drill, as they say.

[cheerful beep]

Comments

[mrnoctua.livejournal.com]

Hey there Adrian, err, Mr. Veidt. I'm just catching up to find out how the young mother is doing? Hope everything is working out. It's nice that we're having babies in the school! I mean, she is - Um, yeah so haveaniceday!

[Hurried hang up]